"The Devil's Dictionary", originally titled "The Cynic's Word Book", is a satirical reference dictionary written in 1911 by Ambrose Bierce. It offers deep entertaining ideas about common words.
Here is a link to a free copy of the book:
- Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
- Conservative, n. A statesman enamored of existing evils, as opposed to a Liberal, who wants to replace them with others.
- Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that they themselves are sane.
- Pig, n. An animal (Porcus omnivorus) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.
- Politeness , n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
- Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
- Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
There is an app as well http://aimermedia.com/app/the-devils-dictionary/
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