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Friday, February 28, 2014

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Hieronymus Bosch



Hieronymus Bosch, born Jeroen Anthonissen van Aken (c. 1450 - August 9, 1516) was an Early Netherlandish painter of the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries. Many of his works depict sin and human moral failings.
Bosch used images of demons, half-human animals and machines to evoke fear and confusion to portray the evil of man.

His works contain complex, highly original, imaginative, and dense use of symbolic figures and iconography, some of which was obscure even in his own time. (From Wikipedia)


Very little is known of the life of Hieronymus Bosch aside from his paintings. He was the original surrealist and his painting can be explored for a lifetime.

An archive of his work can be found here:


Enjoy!




10 Commonly Misused Words

The human travesty is that we do not embrace the world as ironic. Yet we are bemused to the point that we peruse the issues of daily life and feel compelled to explore them despite the nauseous feeling it gives us. We conversate and refute points of such conversations like a defensive team trying to stop the other team from scoring. It may be a redundant effort, but we engage the issue as if it were a task of great enormity.







Thursday, February 20, 2014

"The Poetic Realities, The Poetic Fantasies" cover

"The Poetic Realities, The Poetic Fantasies" COMING SOON!

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Thursday, February 13, 2014

"I Am a Parcel of Vain Strivings Tied" by Henry David Thoreau


I Am a Parcel of Vain Strivings Tied

BY HENRY DAVID THOREAU
I am a parcel of vain strivings tied
            By a chance bond together,
Dangling this way and that, their links
            Were made so loose and wide,
                                        Methinks,
                     For milder weather.

A bunch of violets without their roots,
            And sorrel intermixed,
Encircled by a wisp of straw
            Once coiled about their shoots,
                                        The law
                     By which I'm fixed.

A nosegay which Time clutched from out
            Those fair Elysian fields,
With weeds and broken stems, in haste,
            Doth make the rabble rout
                                        That waste
                     The day he yields.

And here I bloom for a short hour unseen,
            Drinking my juices up,
With no root in the land
            To keep my branches green,
                                        But stand
                     In a bare cup.

Some tender buds were left upon my stem
            In mimicry of life,
But ah! the children will not know,
            Till time has withered them,
                                        The woe
                     With which they're rife.

But now I see I was not plucked for naught,
            And after in life's vase
Of glass set while I might survive,
            But by a kind hand brought
                                        Alive
                     To a strange place.

That stock thus thinned will soon redeem its hours,
            And by another year,
Such as God knows, with freer air,
            More fruits and fairer flowers
                                        Will bear,
                     While I droop here.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

"The Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce





"The Devil's Dictionary", originally titled "The Cynic's Word Book", is a satirical reference dictionary written in 1911 by Ambrose Bierce. It offers deep entertaining ideas about common words.

Here is a link to a free copy of the book:



Here are some favorite bits...


  • Absurdityn. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
  • Conservativen. A statesman enamored of existing evils, as opposed to a Liberal, who wants to replace them with others.
  • Madadj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that they themselves are sane.
  • Pign. An animal (Porcus omnivorus) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.
  • Politeness , n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
  • Scripturesn. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
  • Selfishadj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.



        On The Business of Business


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        If you own a business you should consider your employees to be the most important people in the world, even more so than your very own children. They are the ones making you money and putting food in your children's mouths. They afford you a good life. The favor should be more than adequately returned, not just barely. They are not slaves.

        It's time to give raises and bonuses.

        That's the way to a better life, through giving more. We live in balance when we give as much as we get.

        Besides,  your kids don't need $200 shoes or 100 video games, especially when your beloved employees need more than they are probably getting.


        Friday, February 7, 2014

        The Jefferson Bible






        Thomas Jefferson, as well as many of our rebellious revolutionary founding fathers, felt that religion was a very personal issue and that the creative divine providence couldn't be known. This belief is often called "Deism" and sometimes agnosticism.

        Thomas Jefferson edited a version of The Bible that focused specifically on the moral teachings of Jesus and excluded the superfluous and supernatural miracles contained in the writings about Jesus. The result was "The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth", also known as The Jefferson Bible.

        Here is a link to a free PDF of the book:

        https://ia700204.us.archive.org/11/items/thomasjeffersont012049mbp/thomasjeffersont012049mbp.pdf.





        Breast Feedin'




        There are a number of people in society that are just appalled by public breast feeding. This is a completely absurd sentiment. Breast feeding is not the equivalent of stripping naked and streaking through the mall!

        Breast feeding is a natural and healthful act, not only nutritionally but also as a comforting connection between mother and child. If you find witnessing this act of nature to be repulsive while at the movie theater or at a restaurant, then don't look! Feeding a baby is more important than your selfish need to not be offended.

        For example, I personally do not want to see any Justin Bieber shirts around when I am eating. However, if I see one, I simply don't look. I do not feel that Justin Bieber shirts should be banned simply because I'm offended.

        So, lighten up and view things from the more natural bigger picture. The world doesn't revolve around you and babies need to eat.

        Apes gone askew!

        Rant concluded.



        Word of The Day: Philocaly

        The "Apes Gone Askew" word of the day:

        philocaly

        n. The love of beauty.

        The sunset satisfied her deep sense of philocaly.

        The word "philo" is of Latin and Greek origin, meaning "the love of".

        Just as "philo-sophy" is the love of knowledge, "philo-caly" is the love of beauty.



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        Monday, February 3, 2014

        The Poetic Realities, The Poetic Fantasies


        COMING SOON!
        The new book by Laren Grey Umphlett...

        "The Poetic Realities, The Poetic Fantasies"

        "The Poetic Realities, The Poetic Fantasies" Table of Contexts

        --Introduction: The (Must Read) Introduction
        --Part 1: Words, The Poetic Realities
        --Part 2: Thoughts, The Poetic Fantasies
        --Part 3: What Is and What Shall Never Be
        --Part 4: The Pepper, The Porridge, and The Papier Mâché 
        --Part 5: Something Strange Is Afoot In The Dusty Corners of Quantum Reality/Non-Reality (or What The Hell Is Going On Here?!)
        --Part 6: What Now? What Happens Next?
        --Part 7: ...and Then The Beauty Befell Our Senses
        --Part 8: Mental Exercises



        "The Poetic Realities, The Poetic Fantasies" is an artistic literary expression that deals with how our experiences relate to the true, the false, the real, the unreal, and everything in between -the "poetic realities" and the "poetic fantasies". It blends poetry, prose, and profundity with short stories and entertaining lectures that delve into subjects such as Nature, science, philosophy, psychology, spirituality, the deep, the ironic, the comedic, and the mind-bending.





        Saturday, February 1, 2014

        10 Myths, Misconceptions, and Mischaracterizations of Evolution


        10 Myths, Misconceptions, and Mischaracterizations of Evolution

        This is an article on "From Quarks to Quasars"
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        10 Myths, Misconceptions, and Mischaracterizations of Evolution


        Image by University College London Digital Collections
        Image by University College London Digital Collections
        Evolution is a difficult topic to discuss with others.  What can make it even worse is when these debates veer from discussing the science behind evolution into discussing red herrings, a term used to refer to distracting side topics.  Below are are list of the 10 most common distractions that can cause discussions on evolution to get confused and derailed.
        1. Abiogenesis 
        ‘Abiogenesis’ is how life began.  It’s the process that turned normal organic molecules into the self-replicating molecules we call life. The process seems to have only happened once and was wholly different from all other stages of evolution.  Abiogenesis is largely shrouded in mystery.  Why?  Because we can’t exactly dig up fossils of these first living organisms (single cells tend to not preserve very well).
        What do we know about the start of life?  Close to 4 billion years ago the first life must have taken hold; we know this because life was robust enough by around 3.5 billion years ago that the first bacteria were abundant enough to make fossils. Prior to these bacteria, it’s hypothesized that the first life was largely made of RNA.  There are several reasons for this hypothesis.  First, because our polymerases (the tiny biological “machines” that put together our DNA and RNA) operate on RNA.  Infact, for your DNA to be copied, it first has to use a RNA primer to get the process started.  You could think of RNA primers as biological “fossils” within our cells, fossils which may be revealing that early life functioned off of RNA.  Secondly, RNA is oddly versatile.  Not only does it encode information to create proteins, it also can fold to function as an enzyme, called ribozymes.  Meaning, a single strand of RNA could potentially encode for itself and help assemble itself.  Here  is a highly informative, interactive website on this topic.
        Image by David Shechner.
        Example of a ribozyme. Image by David Shechner.
        So, why is this topic a red herring?  Because abiogenesis is concerned with how life started; evolution is concerned with what life did once it was already here i.e., what happened to that first cell, not how it got here. Click here for an overview of the evidence in support of evolution.
        2. Origin of the Universe
        What banged the Big Bang?  What caused the singularity to become unstable enough to expand — creating time, space, and matter?  It’s an excellent and important question, but one that is very difficult to answer. Moreover, it’s not evolution.
        What we know is that the universe had a beginning.  We also know that matter is far stranger than many realize.  It even appears  that it can spring from nothingness (and does so rather frequently).
        Image by Emok.
        Image by Emok.
        You see, no vacuum is ever really a vacuum.  Even within “nothingness” there is a sea of virtual particles that buzz in and out of existence.  How do we know?  We can place two uncharged metal plates very close together within a vacuum and something bizarre happens.  They get pushed together.  This is known as the Casimir Effect and our best understanding of the situation says that, when the two plates are very near each other they have less virtual particles popping in and out of existence between them than on the outside.  Therefore, they get pushed together.
        Why this is a red herring: The red shift of stars and the cosmic microwave background radiation substantiate the claim that the universe began just over 13.7 billion years ago. However, the details of what banged, how, and why have little to do with the development of that first cell.
        3. “Evolution is just a theory.”
        Theories are highly substantiate explanations of phenomena, not guesses or hunches.  They also don’t turn into laws.  Ever.  Why?  Because laws are descriptions of relationships, but not explanations.  Meaning, if the theory of evolution were to turn into a law, it would cease to be an explanation — you see how the very notion is fundamentally flawed?
        Ultimately this is a red herring because, if you are arguing about what a theory means, you are arguing about semantics–not evolution. Moreover, calling something a theory does not mean it’s not an accurate science.
        4. ”Evolution is random.”
        First, this is based upon a false hypothesis. Mutations can be considered essentially random, but the process of natural selection that drives most of evolution is the exact opposite of random.  It is highly systematic, and it results in higher rates of survival and reproduction in those who are now better fit for their environment. Moreover,  just become something is random does not mean that it is not an exact science.
        5. “Evolution can’t produce new species, only variation within a species.”
        Many anti-evolutionists fully accept microevolution but stop short of macroevolution.  They believe slight changes can add up modifying a wolf into a dog, but never a wolf into a completely new species.  What’s important to emphasize with people with this misconception is that microevolution is *not* fundamentally different from macroevolution. It is the same process over a longer time scale (more below on the age of the Earth).
        To help people understand their misconceptions about macroevolution, I often ask a few questions.  First, how are you defining a species?  There are numerous definitions, each with strengths and weaknesses depending on the context.
        Second, if it were possible to change from one species into another, how long do you suppose that would take?  Many have never stopped to consider how long it would take for slight variations to build up to a sufficient level so that we could call a population a new species. Even though evolution is taking place all around us the process operates so slowly that it is not observable except over thousands or hundreds of thousands of years — much too long to witness in a human lifetime (or even human historians to record). However, there are cases of significant evolution in quickly reproducing life forms like bacteria and fruit flies.  I recommend these lists of observed evolution: here,here, and here.
        Thirdly, what kind of evidence would a person look for to see one species turning into another?  Many have never allowed themselves to consider what life (and the world) would look like if evolution were true.  The answer, of course, is that the fossil record would show progressions of change, species would share inherited similarities to each other, they would have vestigial leftovers from past times, and that we would be able to see small changes adding up over shorter periods of time, like within a human’s lifetime.  This is exactly what we find in nature – slow variation adding up over long stretches of time creating new species.
        6. “Major gaps in the fossil record show the explanatory inadequacy of evolution.” 
        Fossilization is an extremely rare event.  It’s been estimated byRichard Leakey and Roger Lewin that 30 billion species have existed over the history of the Earth.  Of that figure, about 250,000 species have been recovered as fossils.  Only 1/120,000 species have died in the right spot, been buried in just the right way, preserved through the process of fossilization, and were lucky enough to be found by a human.  What we find in the fossil record is a shockingly high number of species showing large scale changes over vast stretches of time (cyanobacteria to multicellular life to more complex life, etc.) as well as small scale changes (Australopithecus to Homo erectus to Homo sapiens, etc.).
        7. Age of the Earth
        This topic might be considered a red herring in that it is definitely not directly evolution, but of this list it is the most essential to establish since it is a precondition for evolution.  Charles Darwin knew that for natural selection to produce the diversity we see on Earth today, vast stretches of time were needed.  While during his day no one was quite sure how old the Earth was, today we can say with an extremely high degree of confidence that the Earth is indeed quite old, roughly 4.6 billion years old.
        How do we know this?  There are so, so, so many ways we know the age of the Earth.  Here are just a few:
        Image by Mike Peel.
        Paradoxides trilobite. Image by Mike Peel
        • We can use the very constant decay rates of radioactive isotopes to find out when something was buried or when the rock was formed.
        • Because fossil layers are so unbelievably predictable in their order, we can use index fossils to cross check rock layer dates. Think about that.  Fossils are so sequentially organized that if you find a certain index species in a particular layer, you know how old the layer is (since they have previously been dated by other means).  For instance, if you find the trilobite Paradoxides we know that the rock layer it came from is from about 500-509 million years ago during the Cambrian.
        • We can drill down into coral atolls, like Eniwetok atoll, through nearly a mile (4,610 ft) of solid coral that is at least 176,000 years old (the true number is difficult to estimate since coral growth can be slowed in a number of ways, like by being exposed during periods when the Earth’s ocean level is considerably lower than it is today). (Ladd, H. S. 1960. “Bikini and Nearby Atolls, Marshall Islands, Drilling Operations on Eniwetok Atoll” U. S. Geological Survey Professional Paper 260-Y)
        • We can use growth patterns within tree rings calldendrochronology to go back 11,500 years.
        • Caves like in Antiparos, Greece have huge formations 45 million years old.
        • Antarctic ice cores go back 1.5 million years.
        • The slow flow of meandering rivers like the Colorado river have carved out deep trenches, like the Grand Canyon, over the last 5 to 6 million years.
        • Speaking of the Grand Canyon, there are shasta ground sloth poop deposits  in caves along the Grand Canyon that are 30,000 years thick.  Eww!
        • Marine sediment cores date back as far as 170 million years ago.
        • There are 11,000 year old glass sponges from the China Sea.
        • Dirt – it’s as old as dirt.  Consider it: it takes a long time for rocks to be finely ground into the sediment around your house right now.  Each locale has its own composition of sediments that have taken often millions of years to be formed.
        • The massive quantities of coal that may be powering your computer right now and the gas that likely fills your transportation were formed over millions of years, largely during the Carboniferous period some 300 million years ago.
          350 million year old chunk of coal showing fern fronds.  Image by Vzb83.
          350 million year old chunk of coal showing fern fronds. Image by Vzb83.
        8. Evolution Promotes Immorality and Prejudice
        How depraved despots and others have misused and abused ideas like “survival of the fittest” has absolutely no bearing on whether or not evolution is the best explanation for the unity and diversity of life on planet Earth.  None.  Besides, one can just as easily find positive moral messages within evolutionary history, like the wild success ofsymbiosis.
        9. It Undermines Human Worth and Dignity
        Science is not dictated by how nice or worthy it makes us feel. Science does not bow to human hubris. It does not become untrue because it does not suit us. If you start debating the worth of humans–whether or not we are better/more evolved/created more efficiently–you are not talking about evolution or science, you are talking about philosophy.
        What’s more, acceptance of evolution has been a great source of dignity for me through knowing that we are star dust–that we are a part of a of 3.5 billion year old, unbroken chain of success; that life is an exceedingly rare and fragile; that all life is connected; and that we are a part of a species that is capable of exceedingly great love, self-sacrifice, forgiveness, creativity, and morality.  
        As Darwin famously put it in his final paragraph within Origin: “There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.”
        10. It Counters My Religious Beliefs
        First, like with the previous point, a fact does not become untrue because it does not suit us. Second, a great many scientists are quite religious and find no conflict between their faith and the facts about evolution.
        Summary:
        If you’re going to debate evolution, or if you want to do research in order to better understand it, stick to the topic at hand.  Avoid, to the best of your ability, the traps listed above.  Remember also that facts are not implements to hit people over the head with.  They are beautiful revelations of reality that are to be enjoyed, revered, celebrated, and shared.  Good luck.
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