An Askew Of Apes

We've all heard the group names for various animals,
A gaggle of geese,
A flock is seagulls
A troop of gorillas,
A herd of buffalo,
A murder of crows,
A pack of wolves,
etc etc etc

From this day henceforth we shall refer to groups of people as an "askew of apes"!

Ex: "We could not find any peacefulness as we were surrounded by an askew of apes."
or...  "Look at that askew of apes gathering around that commotion."