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Monday, November 23, 2015

Too Much Credit Given To The Tool




We live in a reality of action and reaction; cause and effect. This leads us to misunderstand the role of tools and actions. Far too often people credit (or blame) the tool for the action rather than the actor.
Below is a retort to common situations where the tool is blamed for the effect of the action...

Nobody was killed by guns.
No houses were built by hammers.
Nobody was saved by surgery tools.
Nobody who hanged themselves was killed by a rope.

We hear these logical fallacies often: It is the President's fault, it's your fault, it's their fault, it's because of guns, it's in God's hands, it's because of  this or that.

All the while the only thing accomplished is a passing off of personal responsibility. By "personal responsibility" I don't only mean the self (although self-accountability is a form of personal responsibility), but also the blame we assign to something arbitrary to the committer of actions. For example, a great many people blame all Muslims for the acts of Islamic extremists, they blame guns for the acts of murderers, they blame the alcohol for their buffoonery, they blame the President (scapegoat/figurehead) for the effects of a broken system.

Often the person is overlooked and we search for some factor that played a part in their actions, and there are external factors, but those external factors may have different effects on different persons. We can see this in experiments where results are not conclusive.

  • Some tests show that heavy metal music kills plants. Some tests show that heavy metal music helps plants grow. Heavy metal cannot be blamed entirely for bad actions.
  • Some Muslims study the Koran and (along with political influences) become violently radicalized. Some Muslims study the Koran and become vessels of peace. Islam cannot be blamed entirely for bad actions.
  • Some people take LSD and go insane. Some people take LSD and become enlightened. LSD cannot be blamed entirely for bad results.
  • Some people use guns to commit murder. Some people use guns for self-defense, sport, or hunting. The gun cannot be blamed for it's actions or use.
  • Some people eat chocolate and experience bliss. Some are allergic and almost die. Chocolate cannot be blamed entirely for death.
  • Some people use a hammer to build a house. Some people use a hammer to beat someone over the head. The hammer cannot be blamed entirely for the malicious intent.
  • Some people are rich and become greedy. Some people are rich and practice philanthropy and charity. The money cannot be blamed entirely for the greed of the individual.

Truthfully, we can change the battery of a car a hundred times, but that will never fix the broken transmission.


Sunday, October 4, 2015

An Askew Of Apes

We've all heard the group names for various animals,
A gaggle of geese,
A flock is seagulls
A troop of gorillas,
A herd of buffalo,
A murder of crows,
A pack of wolves,
etc etc etc
From this day henceforth we shall refer to groups of people as an "askew of apes"!
Ex: "We could not find any peacefulness as we were surrounded by an askew of apes."
or...  "Look at that askew of apes gathering around that commotion."

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Our Dumb Words

Why does our species say such incredibly dumb things?
A bit of sarcastic satire may help clarify.
Here are a few examples...

●"There's poo in beards." 
Well, there is, and it's on your toothbrush too. But fear not, we will all survive this bacterial epidemic!
●"If man evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?" 
This is the dumbest utterance spoken by humans. God invented velcro shoes for people who are too dumb to tie a knot.
●"Obama's gonna invade Texas." 
First he must find it on a map. Don't tell him it's near Mexico.
●"If we let gays get married, the next thing you know people are gonna want to marry their dogs." 
Some dogs look good in a tux.
●"If you don't wanna get beat up by the cops then don't break the law." 
No shit? It's that easy?
●"God hates fags." 
It's amazing how much a non-human divine entity suffers from petty human maladies such as hate and jealousy.
●"Don't judge me." 
Oh you mean you? The one who wants laws to tell others what they can and can't do with their bodies? Ok!
●"Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there." 
Please for Christ's sake if you love your mother think of something more original and heartfelt to say.
●"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." 
This little nugget of white trash wisdom is the 'ah ha!' light bulb moment of transcendental awakening for the gene-damaged. It even rhymes!
●"If you don't vote then you don't have the right to complain." 
Well actually it's the opposite: If you DO vote then you don't have the right to complain. You're the one who gave these nutbag politicians your permission and endorsement.
●"My condolences. Your Uncle Jimmy is in a better place now. He's with your Aunt Ethel in eternal heaven."
Aunt Ethel? You mean Uncle Jimmy is stuck in eternity with Aunt Ethel? The woman who survived 20 years too long because of an oxygen tube and forced us as kids to eat jello fruit salad she accidentally dropped cigarette butts into??? She's the reason Uncle Jimmy drank too much! Nobody wants to be stuck with creepy old Aunt Ethel!
●"Don't judge me." 
Oh, you mean you? The wife beater felon with a bag of crack cocaine and a 'fuck you' tattoo on your forehead? OK!
●"If you eat pop rocks and soda at the same time you will explode. That's how Mikey from the Life cereal commercials died."
 This written-in-stone fact of American cultural lore is absolutely true.

This list is not comprehensive or exhaustive.
As Albert Einstein once said, "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."



Thursday, April 23, 2015

Sombunall



The word "sombunall", which means "some but not all", could be a highly useful word. It was coined by ontological language master Robert Anton Wilson. It functions as a condition attached to the word following it. This changes the sentence from a jarring absolute into a soft semantic glide.

"Women are crazy."
"Sombunall women are crazy."

Which of these two sentences is wrong? Which offers enough leeway to be sensible and variable to context and other yet-to-be-determined conditions?
In actuality "sombunall" is an excessive use of syllables. "Sombunall" simply means "some", since "some" already implies "not all".
However, the word "some" is often easily overlooked, so for the spirit of effect I like to use "sombunall". It brings attention to the condition you are attaching to the subject.

Joe A: "Some dingos have displayed acts of aggression in some cases."
Joe B: "Hey this asshole just said all dingos are aggressive! Can you believe the nerve of this guy???"

Or alternatively...

Joe A: "Sombunall dingos have displayed acts of aggression in some cases."
Joe B: "Sombunall dingos? What the hell is a sombunall dingo???"

There are very few absolutes in this world.
2+2=4, but not all 2s equal 4. They only equal four when given the condition of +2.
You could say "Sombunall 2s equal 4." Then someone would need to figure out which 2s equal 4. Only the 2s that have the condition of +2 added to them equal 4, but not all 2s equal 4.
In societal culture we have situations that almost always have complex variable or unknown conditions. This makes "sombunall" very useful in statements about our complex relations. The more complicated the cultural situations, the more possible variables exist.

Here is an exercise.
Change these absolute statements into statements that allow for variables using "sombunall":

"Cops are dicks."
"White men can't jump."
"Snakes are poisonous."
"Frogs are green."

"Muslims are the enemy."
"Chickens lay eggs."
"Pot smokers are dumb."
"Humans are the smartest animals on Earth."
"Steppenwolf songs are awesome."
"Flags wave in the breeze."
"Republicans/Democrats/other/etc are wrong."
"Apes have gone askew."

Enjoy using SOMBUNALL. It can change the dynamics of your expressions and prevent you from getting backed into the semantic corners of absolutes.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Becoming Aware Of


In the book "Drive Yourself Sane: Using the Uncommon Sense of General Semantics" by Susan Presby Kodish and Bruce I. Kodish, there is a part discussing how people learn from their experiences. There are four basic steps:
  1. Becoming aware of
  2. Questioning
  3. Testing
  4. Revising their assumptions
The problem many people encounter is that they often do not get past Step 1. They simply "become aware of" and that ends the learning experience. This is also called "belief" or "faith". 
A belief may or may not be true or real (or both), and does have a place in attempting to create a model of understanding of the unknown.
As examples, a person who is raised Christian reads The Bible and thus "becomes aware of" that interpretation of reality as fact, while on the other side of the world someone reads the Koran and accepts that model of reality. For the established belief nothing more is necessary. This is why religion tends to suppress steps 2, 3, and 4, because often times questioning, testing, and revising conflict with what is taught fundamentally.
This phenomenon of awareness/acceptance/surrender/repression/belief (lack of higher consciousness) is not isolated to religion (although many people do use religion as a tool towards higher consciousness, many become stuck in the particular dogmas). We also see it in politics, classism/racism/sexism/elitism/etc, social ideology, and within human relations (and even in science).
The average stumbling primate is fully unaware that they have ended their potential for expansion. They think they "know". When this knowing is established (blindly and without question) it becomes solid and unmalable. The rigidity of the knowledge shuts down more information trying to enter the brain, or adapts the information to fit the initial belief (i.e. dinosaurs and humans living together as to not conflict with the creationist model of the age of the Earth). If one were to inquire beyond the belief one would find common denominators among beliefs and ideas, and the lines of separation would begin to blur. 
Extreme and chronic lack of inquiry leads to polarization of ideas, lack of cooperation in the world, division, and fundamentalism which keeps the world from progressing and evolving. With fluid, permeable boundaries mankind can exchange tools and ideas and function more productively and cohesively.
A way to break this pattern of "becoming aware of" is to realize the patterns and abandon beliefs when new information arises. We must allow our beliefs to bend in the wind. This is done by questioning, testing, and revising our assumptions (beliefs).
To allow the mystery is against our human conditioning, but advancement and beauty are found in the potentials of mystery.

Here's a short example in scenario form:

(BECOMING AWARE OF)
Wife: Honey, I heard a noise in the living room. I think a burglar is in the house.
(QUESTIONING)
Hubby: ok, I will check it out.
(TESTING)
Hubby: Hey!!! Who's there??? I've got a gun!
(REVISING THE ASSUMPTION)
Grandma: It's your mother! Don't shoot! I was just bring the grandchildren some cookies!
Hubby: At 11 o'clock at night? You scared the hell out of us!!!

Some people would have shot grandma first and asked questions later!


To learn more about how we perceive the world and get stuck in our own mud, please read "Drive Yourself Sane".

Monday, February 23, 2015

Grammar

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Sunday, January 18, 2015

The Textbooks For Life And Living

THE TEXTBOOKS FOR LIFE AND LIVING

To function maximally physically one must consume high quality food and exercise the body.
To function maximally psychologically one must consume high quality information and exercise the mind.
If more people than not read the following book list we would find a world transformed and transcended beyond its own confusion.
These are the textbooks I recommend for graduating to higher levels of life and sanity.

 The Bhagavad Gita

Excellent teaching for non-religious philosophy as well as religious practices. As with all religious texts there is more gained when read metaphorically rather than literally.















Tao Te Ching

As with many old texts there are many translations. All translations are imperfect, even from English to English and person to person! Interpretations may be tricky, and you may read passages from the Tao Te Ching multiple times and gain multiple insights. Never read with the blinders of dogma and certitude.















Science and Sanity

"Science and Sanity" by Alfred Korzybski outlines the tools and practice of General Semantics. It is a very long and difficult book to read. I have read it in bits and once from cover to cover. Alternatively I would suggest reading "Drive Yourself Sane" by Susan Presby Kodish and Bruce I. Kodish.














The Yoga Sutras of Patanjali

This ancient text contains 196 sutras of Raja Yoga that can each be used as a tool towards higher mind.











Prometheus Rising and Quantum Psychology

When most people think of Robert Anton Wilson they think of his surrealist fiction books such as "The Illuminatus Trilogy" and "Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy". I find great understanding in his non-fiction psychology books. They are great tools for understanding the mind and unconvincing yourself of that which your brain tricks itself into thinking it knows. Understanding the functions of the mind and belief can help dissolve the ego fiction that rules the mind.















Freedom From The Known

Everybody's favorite anti-guru lays out a great lecture on embracing uncertainty in this mind-expanding classic.


















Walden and Civil Disobedience

Henry David Thoreau wrote "Walden", a transcendental observation of reality from his two year experiment of semi-isolation. It will offer an entirely new way of seeing your own world.
"Civil Disobedience" will transform your understanding of the importance of freedom and resistance to anything or anyone who wishes to impose upon your freedom. It greatly influenced Mahatma Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr in their struggles against oppression.












The Book

Alan Watts was a great bridge between East and West thought. He was quite eloquent in his speaking and writing. Many think "The Book" is his best work. It covers topics that will take the reader out of daily petty concerns and into a bigger picture.


















Critical Path

Buckminster Fuller's writing can be tough to read but well worth the endeavor. In "Critical Path" he discusses the importance of taking care of our world and the importance of taking care of each other instead of only self concerns.


Friday, January 9, 2015

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

The Misadventures Of The "C-Word"



Words are tools. Sometimes tools become weapons. We all know that.
But we can sometimes turn a blunt tap into a sharp thrust with our over-sensitivity to words.
For example, a four letter word strikes deep at the hearts of some. This word starts with a "c" and ends with a "t", and although it isn't "cat" it seems to be loosely related to that word.
The "c-word" is that sharp effective and sometimes necessary screeching sound made when the blade of the sword strikes the crossguard of the opponent's weapon causing sparks to fly. This term of endearment is weilded with great skill by some, and rather foolishly by others.
It's a simple word: four little symbols arranged in a particular way, uttered by one and translated by another; felt by both. But to most humans on Earth the letters "c", "u", "n", and "t" are total jibberish,  regardless of what order they are in.
Words are what we allow them to be. To be honest, the "c-word " (like all words) does have a time and context for appropriate application.  Perhaps not as a general statement such as "All women are cuntaloons", but individually one person may feel and express that another specific person is a "cuntaloon ", and that person may reasonably retort. The cycle may then continue until exhaustion or boredom sets in....
or until whole nations are at war.
It depends.

Friday, October 3, 2014

An excerpt from "The Poetic Realities, The Poetic Fantasies"



From the section "What Is and What Shall Never Be"....

There seems to be a confusion spreading around town- that something (X) "is" something else (Y). I don't know how these rumors get started, but it comes from a position of confusion due to the surface level experiences of reality that we endure through a basic trickery of our own minds. This wild beast is running around overturning trash cans and smashing windows and making the world a generally unpleasant place. This is the monster of miscommunication and misinterpretation, and it is deeply burrowed in the minds of humans. This confusion can be noted as a lack of depth (attachment to the surface material world) and a relatively un-diagnosed ailment in the health of the disconnected primate mind, mixed with a slight hint of primal barbaric tendency, hence all the smashing (of the environment, each other, language, etc). It seems to us that all workings are in order, yet beneath it all we find suffering and angst in society (our relations and understandings between one another). How can a sick person not know they feel sick? How can the obvious disease of the mind go so unnoticed?

"To be, or not to be. That is the question." This was proposed so logically by Shakespeare. This offers only two options to the question in a world of multitudes and infinitudes. In a reality full of potentials we have many more options. To be what? To be where? Who? When? Why? Relative to what? Where? Who? When? Why? So much is left to differing assumptions.

Let's re-write that: "To experience relative to possibilities as an observer, or to experience relative to more possibilities as an observer, or to turn away and ignore. That seems to many of us to be a question the observer seems to be faced with at this time."
A great rewrite of a classic!

The linguistic term "is" is equal to the mathematical term "=", "is"="=", "is" equals "equal", but the only thing that can equal something is itself or an exact representation of itself (same size, details, functions, purpose, and even time/location in reality which may affect its purpose or function). Anything else is merely a symbol, model, or map of the thing (or situation or experience) and can not be held accountable for being equal to the thing itself. X can not equal Y unless X is Y, but X is X, and Y is only a representation of X if it includes certain conditions. The attorney is not the defendant. The story is not the event. The meal is not the recipe. The parable is not the truth.

The statement "This sucks" does not include the needed observer. Nothing in reality exists in isolation, and no event or object exists in observation or thought independent of the observer. A more accurate statement would be "This seems to suck to me, but I could be wrong."

"Most problems exist because the verbal form you put them in creates the problem."
-Robert Anton Wilson

Removing the "is" from observations removes the identity (separation) of the object or event and includes the observer as a part of the phenomenon. After all, identity is simply a separation; a compartmentalization or category. Even something as obvious as saying "It is night" makes a definitive statement that all reality is night. What is "it"? What is "is"? What is "night"? These are the debates we don't know we engage in within our various ranges of communication. Certainly it's not night in China if it is night in America unless somebody pulled the plug on the Sun, and certainly it's not night near the surface of The Sun. It also isn't night in the deepest darkest reaches of outer space. Night is the position denoting an act or time of being in the shadow of Earth, and all the mysteries that the night offers.

"The ultimate truth is beyond words. Doctrines are words. They are not The Way." -Bodhidharma

"Is" becomes a weapon of identified separation: is or isn't, yes or no, black or white, cowboy or indian, right or wrong. With such a certification on reality, we propose to know what is happening when nothing in reality can be certain. We also propose a separation. Then when another person dubs that something is something other than we agree it to be, we feel compelled to defend what we are certain of and attempt to correct the error of the other person. For example, I could say "Donkey meat is disgusting." Then my next door neighbor, who happens to be the owner of a company called "Put Your Ass In Your Mouth Gourmet Donkey Meats", hears about my statement and has a reactionary meltdown because his passion (certitude) has been challenged. This leads to mutual psychological reactions that lead to dislike, distrust, and anger. I have miscommunicated my opinion as a general fact, and he has misinterpreted my opinion as a personal and threatening attack. Now I am no longer friends with my neighbor. Both of us are to blame. The next thing you know, we are in court with claims against each other over tree branches crossing over each other's fences, or any such similar nonsense. Certainly I am right and he is wrong. In his version of certainty, he is right and I am wrong. The vicious cycle continues for years and perhaps generations. Hatred spins its web and silliness flies right into the middle of it.

Now suppose I had a more accurate statement about donkey meat. Suppose I had said, "Personally, I don't prefer donkey meat." Then there is no problem. Then my neighbor and I exchange gardening tips or play horseshoes and all is beautiful in the neighborhood. Suppose he had a more reasonable reaction to my statement, such as "That's ok, neighbor, ass meat is not for everyone!"

Words are delicate to the sensitive emotional mind. Our pains and joys hinge on these utterances. Meaning is agreed upon in various ways. As an example, the word "physician" means something very specific to our relations- a doctor in a white coat that checks your eyes and ears and general physical health and passes you off to a specialist if anything seems off. The word "physician" is not such a specific word itself, but it has a specific meaning in the mental consensus of society. "Physician" comes from the Latin root word "physica" meaning things relating to nature. So a physician can be a person who practices the art or science of things related to nature. This is a very broad term and could apply to gardeners, athletes, doctors, circus clowns, scientists, bodybuilders, and other people in the field of the natural or physical. However, in our modern accepted understanding of the word, if a stumbling circus clown were to claim they were a physician they might risk being shunned (or even arrested) for posing as a fraudulent doctor. So we see that words extend beyond literal meaning and become implied, sometimes far beyond their meaning. Metaphor takes these definitions even further from their literal source. Language, therefore, is more of an art than a science, and can have the same comforting or discomforting effects as art.

When we understand the depths of semantic expression we can gain a foothold of how we relay our thoughts to the world. This allows us to be less offensive. We also get a better grip on understanding what is being expressed by others, and we gain the ability to be less offended. Reacting in a hostile manner to someone insulting your mother who does not actually know your mother is a highly illogical ape-like reaction since the noises the offender is making are completely meaningless and unfounded. A good reply to such meaningless insults could be, "maybe", if a reply is needed at all. We each have a responsibility to be less offensive, and we each have a responsibility to be less offended. Understanding the psychology behind expression will help.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place."
-George Bernard Shaw

We hopeless hominids have been making quick judgments for centuries and centuries. It's a good thing, we have used it for survival. Fire equals hot is logical. Muslim equals bad is not logical. Fall equals danger is logical. Tall equals basketball player is not always logical. Quick judgments keep us out of trouble. However, chronic and excessive judgment, in more complex psychological, sociological, and semantic circumstances, are quick assertions that can lead to misunderstanding, and a planet full of billions of quick assertions every second of every day can lead to many compounding misunderstandings, big and small. As a simple matter, seeing fire as hot is not a complicated issue, but saying that (*insert whatever unfounded prejudice here*) is bad or wrong deals with more complex variables that may or may not make that perspective true from individual to individual. The more complex the subject, the less exact a statement about it can be, because more variables must be considered. This complex social chaos has led to wars, greed, division, hatred, racism, bigotry, sexism, slavery, the building of jails, currencies, governments, religions, theft, armies, extreme consumerism, poverty, and just plain old societal overload that has led to mass insanity.

"We cling to our own point of view, as though everything depended on it. Yet our opinions have no permanence; like autumn and winter, they gradually pass away."
-Zuangzi

Frogs are green. Are they? Or, are some frogs green and others other colors? And to who? You? Bumble bees? What color are frogs in the dark? What color is a frog to an earthworm? What color is a frog if no one (or thing) is looking at it at all? What color is the frog under an ultraviolet light? What color is a frog to a blind person?

“In spite of language, in spite of intelligence and intuition and sympathy, one can never really communicate anything to anybody. The essential substance of every thought and feeling remains incommunicable, locked up in the impenetrable strong-room of the individual soul and body. Our life is a sentence of perpetual solitary confinement.”
-Aldous Huxley

Nothing actually is anything. The observer and all circumstances in space and time must be considered, or at least implied, in the observation to illicit greater understanding. Including the observer in assessments and statements (the relaying of information) is important because the entire nervous system of the experiencer is present in the story of reality.

Remember that "is" is equal to "=". Donkey meat is not disgusting to everyone, even if it is to me or you. Our statements about reality are not universal, and they may change. It could be that donkey meat prepared a certain way might be delicious, or maybe not, or you may find that you are the ass. When you make a statement about reality it is important to note that it is only a statement about your limited perceptional experience of reality. You know very little beyond that sliver. The rest is just guesswork based on very little and applies to very few and only within a certain time frame or scenario context.

Once upon a time, in 1888, a 35 mph (miles per hour) train felt fast and nearly blew the top hats and bonnets off of traveling upright gentlemen and ladies. These days 35 mph feels slow. This is all relative to the experiencer and the general understanding of the experience of speed. As of 2013 most people on Earth have felt high speeds in cars, trains, planes, and roller coasters, so in their version of reality, in 2013, a 35 mph train feels slow. However, in 1888, many people had only gone as fast as a gentle horse trot. To them the experience of a 35 mph train would have been astounding. The experience of a modern roller coaster would be terrifyingly heart-stopping. So the experience of reality and what can be said of it depends on its context of when, as well as the contexts of where, what, and who.

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.”
-Albert Einstein

Take the example of heat and cold. We say "X is hot" or "Y is cold". These are quick judgments relative only to our experience and relative to our organism and our immediate environmental relations. Therefore, the loose observation of hot or cold is relative to the experiencer, so the observation includes the observer, even if the state to does not. In reality, something can only be hot or cold in relation to something else. 212° Fahrenheit is hot relative to 108° Fahrenheit, but both are "cold" relative to molten lava on Earth. All three temperatures, 108°, 212°, and molten lava, are hot relative to standard human existence. The liquid metal mercury (known as quicksilver) is only liquid in standard conditions relative to human life. It has a "melting point" of -38.83° Celcius, but since that temperature is far colder than our standard conditions of life experience we call it a freezing point, or vice versa. There are planets in which the usual state of mercury would be a solid metal. A more accurate statement (or interpretation of statements) would be "X seems hot to me right now" or "Y felt cold to me yesterday", or "X seems hotter than Y to me at this point in time". To simply say "X is hot" is a general statement relative to the observer that does not include all points in space and time and does not include the observer. Even worse than stating a definitive statement is interpreting a statement as definitive.

When someone says to you, "You are an asshole!", what are they saying? What are you interpreting? What is actually happening on a psychological or relative sociological level? Understanding semantic foolishness will help you take things less personally- "Like water off a duck's back." What do these noises actually mean?

"Everything is self-evident."
-René Descartes

The language of mathematics does not include "=" as a statement without putting conditions on both sides of the proposition. For example, mathematics (the symbolic representations of reality) does not allow us to say 5=3, because it doesn't. It does allow us to say 5=3, but only if you include the conditional reality of +2, so 5=3 when 2 is also present; 5=3+2. It also allows us to say 5=X with X acting as an unknown variable. The variables of what could equal 5 are so many (infinite) that to say that 5 can only equal a specific statement, such as 3+2, is a false assumption (all 5s are not only 3+2), like saying all frogs are green, or all Muslims are terrorists, or all Christians are evil, or all gays are going to hell, or all monkeys eat bananas, or all bosses are right, or all humans think and therefore they are, or whatever other absurdities and irrationalities we hear throughout our day. 5 can equal 5 or 3+2 or 12-7 or 1+1+1-14+36-20 or 1,000,000-999,995 or whatever concludes to being conditionally equal to 5 or includes the recognition of an unknown variable that may allow something to equal 5. In this way we see that each individual number (or thing or experience) is deeply tied into infinity. Anything less than five, or smaller than 5, does not equal 5, and even a representation of five, such as 3+2, only accurately represents 5 as a numerical function. This depends entirely upon the circumstances of the statement itself. For example, 5 planets of varying sizes are not the same (not =) as 5 planets of the same size each. They are equal in number only, but not necessarily equal in true representation. Words are also dependent upon the circumstances of the statement. Chicken soup = chicken soup, but grandma's chicken soup is not equal to canned chicken soup, Chinese chicken soup is not equal to Indian chicken soup, cold chicken soup is not equal to hot chicken soup, rotten old chicken soup is not equal to freshly cooked chicken soup, and chicken soup to me is not equal to chicken soup to you. Other variables exist that destroy the generalization of "is". Similarly, brownies with walnuts are repulsive to many children but quite delicious to many adults, and many adults seem to subconsciously conspire to make brownies with nuts deliberately included in them to, a) torment the children, and b) make the brownies the way they prefer with no consideration for the repulsiveness of bitter walnuts to children. But all joking aside, we get lost when we state that one is absolutely right and the other is wrong, because 3 can equal 5 if we add the necessary expressions, such as +2 to make our communication clearer, and chicken soup might taste better if we add salt and pepper, or maybe not. To many kids 5 brownies(b) are yummy(y), but 5 brownies(b) are less than(<) yummy(y) when walnuts(w) are added. Therefore, to most kids: 5b=y, but 5b+w<y.

“A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.”
―William James

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